The League already awards a number of trophies named after former members who have served the League well. However, I have spotted a gap and would like to propose a trophy named after myself, I have a design in mind - it would be a column or rigid pole with a large bell at the top and at the base two golden balls where the names of the winners would be inscribed, The bell on the end would be rung when a winner was announced. Naturally, it would be named after me and would go to the most incompetent quizzer of the year which could include blurts or complete misunderstanding of the premise of a question. I see no barrier to this trophy becoming a much valued award marking my contribution to the League.
Sounds like an excellent idea. In addition maybe a little gold-painted statuette of this design could be manufactured and presented to "Blurter of the Year" at the season ending quiz? We could nickname them "Mobos" just like Hollywood names its award-winning statuettes "Oscars". Nominations would be forwarded by each team in the league and a winner selected by popular ballot, "and this year the Mobo goes to........." etc. etc. The winner would give a tearful speech and we would invite the local paparazzi to film the proceedings. The season-ending quiz would then be nicknamed "Mobo Night" and will surely prove an irrestible lure to those of us who have been reluctant attenders in the past. Who knows, it might even attract the attention of nationwide TV?